(Source: 180mph)
when u Dad com home and make hte spagheti because he doesn’t believe in patriarchal misogynistic gender norms which confer food preparation responsibilities solely on women
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti because your parents are lesbians and u dont have a Dad
when u make hte spageti yourself because your parents are dead
Remember how Kangaroo Jack was relentlessly marketed as a family film about a talking kangaroo in a hoodie who does impressions in the trailers and commercials and was even nominated for an MTV Movie Award for best CGI character and his nominee clip reel included all those scenes specifically and then you finally got around to seeing Kangaroo Jack when it was on cable and it turned out to be a movie about two friends looking for a sweater and also Christopher Walken wants to kill them and the kangaroo was actually barely in the movie? Actually here’s a better question do you fucking remember Kangaroo Jack
whenever i feel awkward i remember garrett hunter has a full chest rei tattoo and is still a cool guy and i feel better about people